Ridiculous Personal Ad Responses

I am single, so I have decided to create a page and add some of the most ridiculous personal ad responses that I receive. I think they must go to school to learn how to fake people out. If you have had some of your own personal ad responses, please share them in the comments section.

Hello angel, how are you doing, my name is ______ and I'm so happy to come across it warm and captivating profile, you're so beautiful and you are a woman with a single value, its beauty is so breath taken and I'm so happy to come across your lovely photo, I am new to the date hookup website and I do not know how they work, if you do not mind my dear, we can get to know each other better, forgive me, my dear, I will like to have your email id so that I can write to you on your email id and send you some of my most recent photos, I'll be waiting to read from you.________ 


How are u doing today?
Well i just want u to know that i was just fooling around when i suddenly came across your pic and believe me,i was totally swept off my feet cos it takes an angel to make me feel the way i am feeling right now.looking at your eyes lift me up in the sky and if my feelings for u was water,i would have sent u the rain to show u how precious and beautiful u are and i also want u to know that u really look nice and honest to be with and i really wanna get to know u more and see what happen next, I am not into games Just someone new and interested to make a good term serious relationship with me what i look for is truelove.so if u care to chat.....you can text me on( number erased). or you can also give me your phone number so i can call you to know if you are also real...... i hope to hear from you soon take care and have a real nice time out there